crapshit

the light in my kitchen burnt out and I have not had time to replace it. In the dark i wander in and flip the switch as I stroll through the portal and since nothing happens in the illumination department I blindly walk into something that I left on the floor whilst wondering where damned light is as my brain equates switch flippy with you light up my life.


As per the previous post, I do talk to girls which is why they most likely do not like me