Wednesday, July 06, 2005

pros and cons

cons first

god hates me
socially inept
fall in love too easily
am short in every dimension
slightly by polar
am an iconoclast
disinterested in most things
have poor perception at times
sometimes a dreamer
short attention span

pro's

loyal to a fault
can ride a unicycle
am an iconoclast
sometimes a dreamer
can pick up 200 pounds with my teeth
great stamina last time i checked
will buy tampons for a woman because i understand
told i am a great massage therapist
drive a renault


it is curious how one analyses one self. many faults are also qualities that define someone.we are all flakey in one way or another and some more so than others.in some being slightly off is endearing and in others it just makes them unbearable.i do not get along with a lot of people but those i do i get along quite well.there is no middle ground .i have my hand full of friends and no casual aquaintences.other people i know have myriad relationships and no shortage of friends to socialize with.i kinda like the frank zappa thing,one good solid relationship and everything alse just came and went,the problem is finding the flake that matches your flakeyness so you can be flakey together.

2 comments:

Andrea said...

You can pick up 200 pounds with your teeth?
WOW!
Great stamina, buys tampons and a massage therapist.
Sorry I didnt meet you sooner. The woman who have screwed you are flipping stupid.

H said...

Very interesting. As i was reading the cons, i was thinking "those aren't cons!" then i noticed they are in your pros as well. Isn't that the truth?

All anyone really needs is a good solid bond. It doesn't even matter who it is, friend/family/lover. I like last line. It's real. Its true.