Saturday, December 29, 2007

a question

does on fall in love with a person or fall in love with the idea of being in love with a person.


Wednesday, December 26, 2007

It is close to 1 am and the tunes are still rolling

8 oclock watched Breakfast at Tiffany's, fuck there are some parallels in that film to my life, Audrey Hepburn was so beautiful, would have married her in a micro second.

Then the tunes started

here is the run down for the evening

Tom Waits
Tuck Andress
Joe Satriani
Rawlins Cross
Third Eye Blind
David Grisman Quartet
Handel's Messiah
Dire Straits
The Vaughn Brothers
The Pogues
The Lost and Profound
Jack Bruce
Damien Rice
Micheal Hedges
Alex de Grassi
Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman and Howe
Micheal Manring
and most likely a bunch of artists I can't remember

If you do not recognize some of these artists do not feel bad, my musical taste is all over the map

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Need I say more

Tour of Mexico

My cousin Colin and his friend are making a tour of Aztec sites in January

I have linked in my side bar so you too can follow along, Colin is very steeped in the history of where this tour shall go so it should be an interesting chronicle

Monday, December 17, 2007

I like this little ditty

ok I am soft

Thursday, December 13, 2007

the way things work out

In 1987 I stood in front of Master Warrant Officer and replied to his question of what I wanted to be was a physio therapist

In 2007 I graduated from a massage school

roughly the same field, different approach


Sunday, December 09, 2007


Joined the climbing gym again, my feet did not like being wedged into climbing shoes after 2 years and my fingers sure as hell did not like having my fat ass hanging off them, whatever, they were made to be abused, all my appendages( the innuendo was for Cher) . She who like to drag previous posts of mine into the gutter.

Women still do not like me but that is ok, they are weird creatures, my lame attempts to woo them have been atrocious failures so I will not try any more, too much heartache when ones hopes get dashed when one does not even know what one did. I have no idea what women want but being a nice guy sure does not work or I am doing something extremely wrong.

whatever is all I can say

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Best description of a broken bone ever

Dissolution of continuity of the bone

That is an awesome way to describe a busted bone

Tuesday, December 04, 2007


Top this for a speeding ticket...

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 550 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.

Good Day..."