Wednesday, November 30, 2005

man i got nothing lately,well i did get a 19 inch monitor but other than that ive got nothing.if i come up with something of interest you will be the first to know.

Monday, November 28, 2005

pics from my new book

The Architecture and Design of Man and Woman
here are some pics from this book that i purchased

and here is the site anitomical travelogue

Sunday, November 27, 2005

more movie suggestions:

the new harry potter flick was quite fun

lion in winter(peter o'toole and kate hepburn and a very very young anthony hopkins,beautifully shot)

how to steal a million(a very very young peter o'toole and audrey hepburn,prrrrrrrrr)

gun shy(liam neeson,sandra bollock and oliver plat)

gosford park(nice little flick)

trigger happy(this one is difficult to find,i cannot even locate it.jeff goldblum and richard dryfuss,truly a neat picture)

once around(a warm little flick with dryfuss and holly hunter,feel good movie)

bought this book this weekend,cost me 70 bucks.

worth every penny,every penny i say
do you hear,do you hear.
yeah thats right,give me more lip and i am coming over

Friday, November 25, 2005

this was in an e-mail i got,i just cannot stop laughing

Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

here you go cher,all for you

1. First name:aaron
2. Were you named after anyone?No
3. Do you wish on stars? always
4. When did you last cry?during the execution scene in the green mile,i had an abcessed tooth,worked night shift and was hopped up on tylenol 3's.the water works were full tilt that night,fuck you tom hanks
5. Do you like your handwriting? not particularly
6. What is your favorite lunch meat?ham
7. What is your birth date? 2 of june,i share it with marquis de sade
8. What is your most embarrassing CD?anything i own i will pretty much listen to
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? who are you,karl jung?
10. Are you a daredevil? partly but the will to live denies me the most death defying stuff
11. Favorite Magazines?english car mags,popular science,scientific american but this all changes depending what i am intrested in this week
12. Do looks matter? well if you are hideous looking i certainly would not want to throw my penis into you
13. How do you release anger? jump up and down in frustration and talk to myself
14. Where is your second home? work
15. Do you trust others easily? mostly
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? lego.
17. What class in high school do you think was totally useless? cannot remember that far back
18. Do you have a journal? you are reading it
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? me sarcastic,nahhhhhhhhh.
20. Favorite movie(S): lilo and stitch
21. What are your nicknames? gundule
22. Would you bungee jump? not into crocodile infested waters
23. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? nope
24. Do you think that you are strong? i am weak,i hang my head in shame
25. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?chocolate
26. Shoe Size?8
27. What is your favorite color?Blue
28. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? socially inept
29. Who do you miss most? my sanity
30. Do you want everyone you send this to send it back? nope
31. What color pants are you wearing? black
32. What are you listening to right now?every song on my computer,it is on shuffle
33. Last thing you ate? burger
34. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?they spelled colour wrong
35. What is the weather like right now? coolish but nice
36. Last person you talked to on the phone? my mother
37. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face and shape of the thigh
38. Do you like the person who sent this to you? she's cool
39.How Are You Today? drained of the will to live
40. Favorite Drink? slurpees
41. Favorite Sport? it is a toss up between highland games and nude coed mud wrestling
42. Hair Color?brown where i still have it,there is more on my ass and shoulders than on my head
43. Eye Color? a smouldering blue
44. Do you wear contacts? nein
45. Favorite Food? sirloin
46. Last Movie You Watched? it's all gone pete tong
47. Favorite day of the year? the day i win the lottery
48. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? happy endings
49. Summer Or Winter?Summer
50. Hugs OR Kisses? hugs
51. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? anything that makes my ass bigger
52. Who Is Most Likely To Respond?N/A
53. Who Is Least Likely To Respond?N/A
54. Living Arrangements? me,myself and i and a couple of spiders,saw them last night
55. What Books Are You Reading? various massage therapy texts
56. What's On Your Mouse Pad? i use a mx 1000 lazer mouse,a pad is unneccasary.
57. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? no cable,watch tv i do not
58-the question in which there is no answer
59. Rolling Stones or Beatles?Beatles
60. What's the furthest you've been from home? honolulu hawaii

Monday, November 21, 2005

my my the garricks updated,i thought i put them in my links for decoration.i see seamus is growing like a weed.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

more movie suggestions from the desk of aaron

Born Romantic

The Polish Wedding

Chocolate(mmmm juliet binoche)

Sammy and Rosie get Laid(outstanding movie,the title scared too many people off from a truly fine flick)

Denise Calls Up(good luck finding this one)

A Midwinters Tale(again good luck finding this one,shot in the most amazing black and white.superbe)

War of the Buttons(great irish flick with colm meany)
certain words do not go with cuisine such as scottish or german.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Thursday, November 17, 2005

ode to my shoes

for three years you have graced my feet.

you have been my companions to hawaii twice.
you carried me to the rim of diamondhead.
together we tread through the sands of pipline on the north shore.

you supported me in the power position whilst throwing in 30 some highland games.
the cabers i have shod my feet while struggling with those mighty foes.

we were together during my greatest feat.i pushed the earth through you when shouldering that 300 pound plus stone.

you are worn now,you are are coming unstitched.your rubber is wearing thin.

yes you,boreal kronos,a mighty set of shoes you have been.i do not regret purchasing you 3 long years ago.soon you shall be retired and gone and i will truly miss you.there are a few short journeys left in you,let us make the most of the time we have left.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

a tribute to the french side of my family

what do you call a frenchman in handcuffs?


hah i kill me
just got home from work.i think i will shave my head,take my vitamins and well,i guess it will be time to go to bed.

damnation my life is exciting,stop the ride before my heart stops.

Monday, November 14, 2005

my neighborhood

i write not so well with my mouse but this is where i lurk

Friday, November 11, 2005

i loaded this program now i spend hours looking for nude sun bathers all over the planet.
it is truly a neat thing and i am addicted completely
my friends father Abe was in the royal winnipeg rifles during WW2. several times that unit has been decimated almost to the man. Abe survived the war and came back to winnipeg in 1945. he left his home town when he could no longer look into the eyes of every mother he would meet who lost a son. there was a lot of them. Abe told me that in those days everyone knew every one and with great frequency these women would hug him and cry for the loss of their sons. why did you survive and my son did not? this was a question asked him on a daily basis. it was not meant to be an accusation but a sorrowful inquiry why one survived and another died. so abe flipped a coin,heads east tails west and he ended up in prince rupert for several years and finally edmonton. i got to know andrew,Abe's son and finally Abe himself. he understood what had to be done and had no regrets and although it was a dark period of time he also had many fond memories of those days of which he told me many stories,Abe was a magnificent story teller and a walking encyclopedia,the knowledge that man had. he died 2 years ago and accordingly with jewish tradition he was buried within 24 hours so i could not attend his funeral. he was a link to that time and the world is just a wee bit dimmer now that he is gone.

remember because all too soon they shall all be gone.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

It's all gone Pete Tong

fine piece of entertainment.
recommended by 2 out of 3 machinists and that is only because the 3rd machinist has no taste and considers porn high art.
i like to ferment in the juices of my own angst

Monday, November 07, 2005

heading for the tub with one of my textbooks,life is a harsh mistress.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

i feel like crap,this is a lame attempt for sympathy even though i am really sick.this just in i passed my first year of massage therapy with a 86% whew i thought i tanked my final
ok sitting here stoned on cough syrup.passed my first year practical,just waiting to find out if i passed my written.nothing like doing an exan whilst sicker tha a proverbial dog

Thursday, November 03, 2005

alas holly is gone from our little blog world,i lament for this loss

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

i know you are there,i can hear you breathing

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

ok all you wankers who have been sick over the last couple of weeks,you finally gave it to me.

i hope you are all happy you bastards(said in my not so best john cleese impession because my damn teeth are chattering)

i saw this woman in the save on and she was everything that i like in how a woman looks,genuine beauty,no makeup,brown eyes.i did not have the balls to say hi.

fixed my muffler,the entertainment for the neighbors is over.

i am going to my tub and the only thing above surface will be my nose and my toes and my intercontienental ballistic missle.hah.double hah