Monday, August 29, 2005
Thursday, August 25, 2005
piss on you god you are not fair after all -dan
(said in your best jackie stewart accent) any one ever said you skate like eric hiedan? noooo that is because you don't -said by my friend clayton to me whilst we where speed skating at victoria park oval
do not hate me because i am beautiful,hate me because my penis is bigger than yours -just heard it,thought it was funny
(said in your best scottish accent) at seventeen and a half stone,he is a virtual lighthouse of a man -david webster
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
seven things i want to do before taking the dirt nap:
1-find a girlfriend
2-finish my car
3-throw in scotland
4-win the lottery
5-go to iceland
6-see man go to the moon again
7-figure out what the fuck is going on
seven things i can do:
1-ride a unicycle
2-pick up 200 pounds with my teeth
3-sit in a hot tub while it is 30 above
5-photograph when the mood grabs me
6-be a good massage therapist(remains to be seen those who tell me i am good will pay when i actually get to charge for my services)
7-throw a caber
seven things i cannot do:
1-find a girlfriend
2- bow down to convention
4-resist a slurpee
5-have meaningful interaction with most people(i am somewhat socialy inept)
6-have a realistic sense of time
7-know when to quit
seven thing that attract me to the opposite sex:
1-hair(long or short but suits the individual)
2-well developed hamstrings
3-an athletic build
6-wears flat shoes(i despise high heels and what they do to a womans body,tilted pelvis any one)
7-she who is totally comfortable with her self
seven things i say the most:
4-ok who is the fuck head
5-hmm his estrogen is high
seven celebs i have a crush on:
2-elle mcpherson(she was hot in the day,still is)
3-elena lev(she did the hoops act in cirque du soliel,what an awesome performer)
7-holly robson(hah you knew i was gonna put that in there,i kill me)
seven people i wish to take this quiz:
no one actually plus i do not even know seven people willing to do this.
there you go now i go bed.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Monday, August 22, 2005
Sunday, August 21, 2005
now i think i shall hang about in my gravity boots doing an impression of a bat to decompress the spine and then go get some noshies.life at 1000 miles a minute,can you not feel the excitement?
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
henry ford did not invent the automobile,he invented the assembly line
moby dick was based on a true life whaling ship,the essex, that got rammed and sunk by a sperm whale
michealangelo was ambidextrous which explains his huge body of work,he could work in any position.
the day the bastille was stormed there were less than 10 prisoners in it.
to cross the north atlantic,you are never more than 125 miles from land
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Monday, August 15, 2005
Sunday, August 14, 2005
the higher up the chain the less bones make up the skull. some fish have over 100 bones composing their skulls,reptiles are in the 70 range,primitive mammels about 40 and humans have 22.
the tempromandibular joint,where your jaw attaches to the rest of you skull forming your cake hole is the most used joint in the body moving 2-3ooo times a day.
a girrafes lung capacity is nearly 12 gallons
the loudest snore ever recorded was 69 decibels
not every one has 12 pair of ribs,some have 11 or 13 pairs or just une extra rib one one side
a giraffe only has 5 cervical vertabrae which measure around 11 inches each
a horses head and neck can weigh up to 300 pounds,it's ligamentum nuchae keeps the head in the upright position,a horse has to use muscle power to drop it's head.
no more facts for you
Saturday, August 13, 2005
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
i am not motivated
i would like to have lazy sunday afternoon sex but my hand keeps falling asleep
the best part of a relationship is taking showers together and cleaning each other
winter is coming
time goes faster as you get older,you will say that it is only perception but no time speeds up
people who do not drive with intent should be eliminated
if it takes a machine to keep you alive,you should be dead
if you are 80,you should not be getting a heart transplant
fat people should not be wearing lycra-ever
quantity of life is not a substitute for quality of life
change for changes sake is assinine
do not buy little yellow rubber bands to say you support cancer-go give money to cancer research directly,nobody needs to know you did this except you,did you ever think you are paying for administration costs for these bands plus polluting the earth with all that fucking yellow rubber
foamy would agree with that last statement
i am tired
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
this looks awesome
check out the cinematography on this one
and look at the size of this thing,it is a liger,the unholy union of a lion and tiger
here kitty kitty who wants to change the kitty litter
what were you doing ten years ago-last time i had sex.broke up with my girl friend and was a courier at that time.
5 years ago-was machining store fixtures for louis vuiton,just got the job,got me out of the couier buisness after 8 years.
2 years ago-first time i ever left the country,went to honolulu fo a highland games,hawaii is an awesome place,the people are so laid back,great place to go.
yesterday-worked and suffered from post workout sorness.
today-worked and now i am doing this and am also getting pissed of because my blog is getting spammed.
5 bands i like-rush,sum 41,leonard cohen,wassabi collective,tom waits
5 locations i would like to escape to-hawaii,scotland,iceland,the moon,mars
5 bad habits-only 5? swear too much,extremely iconoclastic,unfocused,procrastinate a lot,can be clingy
5 things i like doing-people watching,competing in my chosen sport,day dreaming,watching movies,day dreaming
5 famous people i would like to meet-richard burton(the explorer not the actor),henry the first,einstien,henry miller,yosuf karsh
biggest joy in my life-nothing at this point
favourite toy-whatever hold my attention for more than 5 minutes(gemini thing)
5 people i wish to tag-no one,i just do not do things like that.
Sunday, August 07, 2005
Saturday, August 06, 2005
the article is in this months scientific america's mind issue if you wish to peruse it. http://www.sciammind.com/article.cfm?articleID=0007B7A0-49D6-128A-89D683414B7F0000&pageNumber=1
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
truly a movie that you will not forget,vanessa redgrave has several scenes where she hallucinates and they are super fucked up. when the inqisition interogates her,you just cringe-nasties my precious