Tony

my friend Tony,he passed away today at 3 pm. He received a lung transplant and was stuck in the hospital for 4 months recovering. All he wanted to do was to go home and for the last couple of weeks he was home, they had finally let him out.
He spent the last of his days being content that he was still alive and appreciated that greatly.
Tony died in the arms of his wife Judy, he did not pass alone, what else can one ask for.

So long Tony, you had a good life, you were a splendid story teller and you will be missed.

I do not know if he wrote it but regardless it is funny

Billy Connelly's Chain Letter

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?


How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavor.


Fuck 'em!


If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being".

I don't fucking care!

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.


Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous then consume your genitals.


Have a nice day.


Billy Connelly


P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.

ok

so I eat at the mongoli grill across from my place quite often. I am in there yesterday about 8ish and most of the staff are eating. they are all oriental, they were all eating with forks

most of the non-oriental patrons were eating with chop sticks

this is irony

i asked the lady who served me about it and she laughed and said i know it is funny isn't it.

GAH

it is just that
you know
what the ,come on now
how? why?
nah
noooo
hmmmm

GAH

Grand Prairie

WTF?

Ok what is with the 40 days and 40 nights ?

The gods angry at the world?

Seems like it from the stream of piss they have been dropping on us.

When the sun finally gets around to rearing it's head once again we are gonna be inundated inindated innundanted
Hold on i have to find my dictionary

An oxford dictionary

The only dictionary

Noah Webster can suck my ass, dropping letters out of words, nothing like catering to simpletons.


inundated,meh I did spell it right the first time, look at the big brain on me.

any ways when the sun returns we shall be inundated with those blood sucking winged vampires that are known as mosquitos

can hardly wait

maybe the vitriole that runs in my veins will kill them all, one can hope

this night

chicken wings from pizza 73 is the repast

inflamation and edema is the homework

somehow something could be said to link these 2 but i lack the spare brain cells to come up with anything

It has begun

Well the pre Grande Prairie trash talk has begun - view it here
4 more sleeps till we invade the north-Live in fear

So I was sitting in the tub ,had this post all planned out in my noodle, was gonna jump out and post it as it was so enlightening , the answer to every question there ever was.



Something else got my attention and now i cannot remember this magical post and thus am lamely posting this excuse in it's stead.


drat

June 2nd

This is the birth date of the Marquis de Sade, the dude where the term sadism comes from. Apparently he had an infinnity for spanish fly. The real stuff was poisonous in anything but the smallest amounts.

It is also the date of my birth, born in the year of the monkey 38 years ago.

Big fucking deal.