Wednesday, September 07, 2005

what do you want?

what turns your crank? what blows your hair back? i think people are fucked and have no idea what they want and are waiting to be told what they like.
what people do to them selves to look good is insane,women get there chests cut open so bags of fluid can be tucked in so they can have bigger breasts.this is infuckingvasive surgery for what? men get the tendons of the junk cut so they can have a longer weapon.they think this will automatically improve everything because now their self-esteem higher.ya well you stupid fuck you got your dink knifed and it now points down when you have a hardon,no more erection for you.now i would give a hamster a run for his money in the old package department but i will tell you this,my self esteem is not based on the size of my shlank and if i were a women it would not be based on the size of my chest.

now lets talk about children with cell phones.but billy has one,pleeese.just me but i do not think 13 year olds should have cells.what is with this fucking generation,everyone wants gadgets.if you are that important they will leave a message at home for you.if you are 13 you are not important enough to warrant a cell phone.

cars cars cars cars-if you are going to run out and buy a sports car because you think it will make you look cool,which it does not,if people are ooohing and awing it is at the car and not you,please drive it with some modicom of intent.there is nothing worse than a fucking retard in a car that does 0-60 in 5 seconds and they drive it like a minivan.

it seems people want all this shit because it will increase their standing with their peers.do you ask yourself do i want that because i would like it and appreciate it or because my friend would think i was cool for having it.

i just want to get through the day and hopefully get through life with the minimum amounts of regret.and a couple of nice granite spheres in the 275 pound range would be nice.

i just wanted to rant so there

2 comments:

Andrea said...

And ranting you can.
AS for cutting your chest open for bigger tits, hell Id love to chop mine off!!!

Kay said...

Great rant. I have to agree with andrea and holly, chop off the front. Effers just get in the way... And I love my cell phone, but I don't think people should get them until they can afford to pay for it themself, so, no kids! Sports cars are all right, but I like big shiny trucks better. Not mud-splattered trucks, clean ones.