quotes

all men are created equal-just that some are more equal than others -cannot remember who said this one

piss on you god you are not fair after all -dan

(said in your best jackie stewart accent) any one ever said you skate like eric hiedan? noooo that is because you don't -said by my friend clayton to me whilst we where speed skating at victoria park oval

do not hate me because i am beautiful,hate me because my penis is bigger than yours -just heard it,thought it was funny

(said in your best scottish accent) at seventeen and a half stone,he is a virtual lighthouse of a man -david webster